Friday, September 30, 2011

September Twitter Recap


 Samantha Hoehner 
She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.    
21 hours ago 
 Samantha Hoehner 
resetting the sleep timer is 
21 hours ago 
 Samantha Hoehner 
The  by virtue of  are the winners. Losing: #13 4.66 8.5 #73 #09 #2011 
28 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
I'm asking the same question 
28 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Phew.  and  at  !
28 Sep 
 Atlanta Braves 
 by smhoehner
2-run HOME RUN for Dan Uggla! Braves take a 3-1 lead.
28 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 has removed the sheets and all dangerous objects from my bed/room in preparation for tonight.   
28 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Coming from a girl who loves her thunderstorms, the  rain is getting old.
27 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
You  and me both.
27 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
I'm not actually unemployed because I actually still work for Peace Corps.
27 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 The continued tales of the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite!  
26 Sep 
 Atlanta Braves 
 by smhoehner
Here we go!
26 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
You  must be nuts. The topic of baseball has me temporarily suicidal.
26 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
You can outscore us 89-10 in the first two games. The love remains unconditional.  
25 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
To go or not to go to  ?
25 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
They'll say  isn't the same team and to earn our stay we should focus on beating the  at  
24 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
If  lost we'd have argued it was typical. Since they won the talking heads will do their best to discredit the win. The fan's life!
24 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 some  penalties
24 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
That is the  team I'm more familiar with.
24 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
At this point the  are really just . 
24 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
gearing up for 3:30 PM EST 
24 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 seeing the . Four more will be . Then a late night showing of .  
24 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
This is not acceptable. Tell me these are party lights, not  lights. 
23 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Out with  and in with the other brother.
23 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
  at  
23 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Today's Forecast: 100% Rain Since when did September  April?
23 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Shower yesterday. Shower today. Doctor I need a diagnosis.
22 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
The shortest commute:  Take me in.
22 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
having the entire house to myself is 
22 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
If the "magic number" is 6, that means winning tonight... and basically here on out. 
21 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
I don't have anything nice to say so it's best I say no more.
21 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
And then she does that.  
21 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
I charged my phone this morning. Now it's 90% dead. A testament to my popularity or a sign I'm breaking.
20 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
If I make these phones calls at a rate of one per week, everyone will be contacted by Christmas.
19 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
And the  goes to 
18 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
ACC's Hurricanes defeat Big Ten's Buckeyes. Solid-er.
17 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
ACC's Tigers take down SEC's Tigers. Solid.
17 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
It's going to be a long day of watching people be athletic.   
17 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
While in   practice vigilance: the  are not friendly. Otherwise safe and pleasant travels.
16 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
I'm quite possibly the coolest person I know on a .
16 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
My body parts are competing for attention. Head? Lower-back? Stomach?
14 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
NO!  I am not(!!!) in high school.   I might appreciate that. 
14 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
on my way to see  run  
14 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
3 hrs sleep was not enough to deal with the  bag boy
14 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
When  is not functioning properly, I have trouble properly functioning.
14 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Leave it up to a visit with  to convince me to follow a new show. 
13 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
The problem is... I can't tell if this is my pet parasite or annoying emotions.
13 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Thanks for letting me stay at your (   )  city motel. The space and company was wonderful!
13 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Top of the Rock 
13 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
It's not a day. It's every single day after. 
12 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
rinsing sidewalks is as brainless as sweeping dirt.  lesotho
12 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
In  the dogs compete with pigeons for size, and frankly, neither of them belong.
12 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
ping pong in  with strangers
12 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
An  coffee shop with a no cell phone policy.  
12 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
A bagel so hot you burn your tongue, that's NYC perfection!
12 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
fumble. fumble. blocked punt. this is why i watch , even when it's not my team.  
11 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 has been blessed more today than one can count
11 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
don't get swept by the team behind you in the  race after being swept by your division leader.   
11 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 I worry you are starving as I am confident the bagel bites have run out. Know, I am a much better traveler than .
10 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
college football fever in the middle of a city that does not care. pull it off  
10 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Travel Rule 1: always bring a rain coat. Travel Rule 2: always carry your rain coat.
10 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
NL East! NL East! NL East! 
9 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Blue skies--it's too good to be true!
9 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
I prefer museums most when visiting them alone.  But in actuality don't really enjoy them at all. 
8 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
It's a miserable day in a beautiful city.  
8 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Stop peeling all day and enjoy eggs the  way. Be eggcited!    
7 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Having a fancy, colorful V5 pen die mid-letter is .
7 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
This morning productivity was at an all time high with a  marathon.   
7 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
And we're playing baseball in Philly. 
6 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Hoping to escape the endless gloom and rain with  in NYC.
6 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
My dinner plate has 4 colors.
6 Sep 
 Professor Snape 
 by smhoehner
 the fact that you don't read books. It doesn't make you cool.
4 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 is twice as nice when the enemy loses and you avoid a sweep. 
4 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Love my friends for being them!  Opening Day & is concerned w/ the  while awaits .
3 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Holy , 2  Touchdowns! 
3 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
How 'bout them Wolverines? It's a relief to see them play with such enthusiasm! 
3 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
some things never change--missing the extra point (not!!! impressive) is a fine tradition.
3 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
A lightning  in , means football cheers go from Wolverines to Tigers. A live look-in . Impress me now!
3 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
I need to alter my sleep cycle for . 
2 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
Jealous!  Is  playing tonight? I'm happy to have the familiar face back. Bring home the W.
2 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
scales don't lie, even to boys
2 Sep 
 Samantha Hoehner 
 should be exempt from toll roads, along with and 
1 Sep 
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  1. rsparksOctober 1, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    I love this idea, but when you reply to a tweet, you should include that one too to give context.

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