Question: Name two ways to avoid AIDS.
Answer: We should protect our hands when helping a blinding person and not using one eraser blade. (11 students)
Commentary: (Translation: blinding equals bleeding and eraser equals razor!) I gave credit for this(???). We talked about AIDS for four periods spanning 160 minutes. AIDS is predicted to kill everyone in Lesotho by 2045. D-e-p-r-e-s-s-i-n-g! There is denial, lack of education, and the cultural right to promiscuity.
Question: Name the three body regions of the insect.
Answer one: Butterfly, Bee, Housefly (32 students)
Commentary one: I have NOT mentioned butterflies OR bees in class. Houseflies were discussed as an example of a vector for disease! I spent 40 minutes drawing, discussing, and lecturing about the body regions of insects. We colored insects and labeled the parts.
Answer two: Head, UPdomen, ________ (six students),
Commentary Two: These six students were closer to the four who actually got it right. The answer I was looking for was head, abdomen (code for updomen), and thorax. What is the point of learning English if you do not understand what the words mean?
Question: Name two of the seven characteristics of life.
Answer: die, evaporation (26 students)
Commentary: I guess I drink far to much water to experience evaporation.
Question: What is a conifer?
Answer: A conifer is an animal that eat both plant and meat. (16 students)
Commentary: That would be a omnivore, a topic we have not broached.
Question: What FOOD group is the main source of energy?
Answer: The sun (41 students)
Commentary: What does the sun taste like? Remember that beautiful nutrition lesson plan that took me so long to cover. Point.less.
Question: Name two of the five pathogens.
Answer: Scavengers and Prey
Commentary: No comment
Question: What group of arthropods live in water?
Answer: grab
Commentary: (Translation: grab equals crab)! Much to my dismay I also gave credit for this. The answer was crustaceans and not a single person got this right. I figured a “grab” was a type of crustacean so this deserved full marks.
Shocking, I could not go without my commentary being voiced. After this test I learned ALL 62 of the B3 students are repeaters. They are technically in their third year of high school explaining why their English is significantly better(!!!) than my eight grade classes. Despite my attempts at lecturing, classwork, homework, student presentations, outside activities they still look and claim to be bored in class. Can’t you tell, they have already “learned” the material? It does not help that I am adamantly opposed (slash not allowed) to beat so they have no problem chatting away and throwing paper planes in class.
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