Monday, May 30, 2011

May Twitter Recap



 Samantha Hoehner 

 that makes me jump for joy about riding hundreds of miles with you. im no auto mechanic.
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 go to the dentist.  they talk to you with their hands in your mouth.
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Children I used to entertain are graduating from high school today. I'm old.
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 If  means watching McCann hit a 2 out homer in the bottom of the ninth mid-afternoon I'm on board.
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is submitted!
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My parents want to relocate to a college town. Their reasoning: cheap drinks.
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Let the fireworks begin! Congrats Middle Child. 
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Girls are taking over the world. Only 14 first honors graduates--9 of them female. 
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After a 41 minute processional the final ceremony is underway. With isolated storms in the forecast, the plan: ponchos. 
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Stop.Breaking.My.Heart. 
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Chuck has walked his first plank of reality. Attending graduations! 
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An old college professor told me he would be honored to serve as my reference. 
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80% of tweets come from 20% of users.  thanks for the fun fact.
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 by smhoehner
2 run HOMERUN for Gonzalez 
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There is a reason for the 7th inning stretch.
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I'm free, free, free at last!
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1 hr. 60 min. 3600 sec. To UNEMPLOYMENT!!!
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2lbs of strawberries doesn't go very far
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sweeping series.  
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 at this point in the season you have been to more MLB games than I have. after tonight we will be square, still concerning!
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My future has been determined: Extreme Couponer
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Cafe Wednesday(!!!) and we're under 1000 (minutes).
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Sirius XM radio I am displeased you have changed all your stations, however, thankful you automatically readjusted my set stations.
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 New episode Wednesday... but you already know that because you're a BIG fan!

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