smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I've been struggling to find the meaning of the acronym #smh... outside of my given name, of course. Vain much? Leave it up to@rsparky1219
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I just received a 50-page letter with the prelude: "This letter is embarrassingly long... stalker-type long."
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
somebodies are excited about our first chick-fil-apic.twitter.com/rilfDXZ
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
You @rsparky1219 are the luckiest girl on the Upper East Side cause you've got tickets, and I want to go to the show!
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I'm home. It's November 26. It's 3:12 pm. It's 68 degrees outside. Loving.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Every Sunday #FrankWarren, the self-promoter, #PissesMeOff with his "evolving" #PostSecret site, but I keep going back. #NoSelfControl
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
In a house of 10, it's no surprise I'm the first one up--the crowd is still tryp'd out on turkey.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
There is a stomach who hates fun in form of food, alcohol, and exercise or another engaged friend to be thankful for!
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Can’t believe it’s not even Thanksgiving and some people are already putting up their Christmas tweets.
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smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
We're driving NE to fly S. We're parking long term. We're not checking bags. We're cheap. #FamilyThing
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
This is getting ugly. I don't care what anyone says--the injuries are killing us. #KeepFighting #StillLove the #Chiefs
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
What are tweeps? People who tweet? I find the term insulting and the context clues to define such a word lacking.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Talked to Mom, her first comment, "What happened to Clemson?" #ImInMourning Talked to Dad, 8 hrs later, "Those Tigers!" #DidntNeedAReminder
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Dear Marketers, Stop playing your commercials 10 volume notches above program level. Thanks, Me
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I'm packing as though I'm beach bound because at this point 79 degrees is beach weather.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
One would assume things would be easier to find after cleaning lady day. #NeverAssume
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Spraying Shout does not have the same effect as Febreze. #LessonsImLearning
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
stupid effing house phone stop ringing all the #GD time. you're #annoying, but, more so, is #myparents refusal to cut you off.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
that earring back i lost two days ago... louis, the dog, just vomited up. #lostandfound
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