smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market. @rsparky1219 #unfriendly #samethought #modernfamilyquotes
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
The #Cardinals by virtue of #historicmeltdown are the #NLWildcardwinners. Losing: #13 4.66 8.5 #73 #09 #2011 #heartbreak
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I'm not actually unemployed because I actually still work for Peace Corps.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
You @rsparky1219 must be nuts. The topic of baseball has me temporarily suicidal.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
You can outscore us 89-10 in the first two games. The love remains unconditional. #KansasCityChiefs #letsgo
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
They'll say #FSU isn't the same team and to earn our stay we should focus on beating the #Hokies at #VATech @hayososafuera
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
This is not acceptable. Tell me these are party lights, not #Christmas lights. yfrog.com/h0vhfgkj
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
If the "magic number" is 6, that means winning tonight... and basically here on out. #chopchopchop
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I charged my phone this morning. Now it's 90% dead. A testament to my popularity or a sign I'm breaking.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
If I make these phones calls at a rate of one per week, everyone will be contacted by Christmas.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
While in #SouthernCalifornia @andreasenk practice vigilance: the #TigerMosquitoes are not friendly. Otherwise safe and pleasant travels.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
NO! #RandyRandom I am not(!!!) in high school. #ThatHappened #Someday I might appreciate that. #NotNow
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
When #WordsWithFriends is not functioning properly, I have trouble properly functioning.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Leave it up to a visit with @rsparky1219 to convince me to follow a new show. #SwitchedAtBirth
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
The problem is... I can't tell if this is my pet parasite or annoying emotions.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Thanks for letting me stay at your ( @rsparky1219 @pennypascal ) #notforprofit city motel. The space and company was wonderful!
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
fumble. fumble. blocked punt. this is why i watch #sundaynightfootball, even when it's not my team. #4thquarter #finalminutes
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
don't get swept by the team behind you in the #nlwildcard race after being swept by your division leader. #comeon #braves #itsseptember
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
college football fever in the middle of a city that does not care. #nycpull it off #dawgs #letsgoblue
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Travel Rule 1: always bring a rain coat. Travel Rule 2: always carry your rain coat.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I prefer museums most when visiting them alone. #HolocaustMuseum But in actuality don't really enjoy them at all. #lessonsimlearning
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Stop peeling all day and enjoy eggs the #eggies way. Be eggcited! #ohyes #ofcourse #asseenontv #infomercials
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
This morning productivity was at an all time high with a #dancemoms marathon. #ondemand #guiltypleasure #unemployment
_Snape_ Professor Snape
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Love my friends for being them! #CollegeFootball Opening Day &@andreasenk is concerned w/ the #USOpen while @rsparky1219awaits #NetworkTV.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
How 'bout them Wolverines? It's a relief to see them play with such enthusiasm! @mrmoonboots
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
some things never change--missing the extra point (not!!! impressive) is a fine tradition.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
A lightning #delay in #AnnArbor, means football cheers go from Wolverines to Tigers. A live look-in @ClemsonTigersFB. Impress me now!
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner