smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I love the fact my parents inhabit a neighborhood where walking animals with open containers is an acceptable evening activity.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I want a house on a foreign beach where cocktails are served at 9AM & pottery is crafted in the afternoon. There are no grand illusions.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Tonight I will sleep. Tonight I will sleep. Tonight I will sleep. Tonight I will sleep. Tonight I will sleep.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you; Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama; Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go. #BeachBoys #WolfTrap
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
The #RealHousewives of #Leesburg are unaccepting of my current retired nanny status.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I might stay awhile longer. Turns out, I'm unique, one of only 4.1%!cnnmon.ie/r2j6KD
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
The lightning shining through my blind-less window is keeping me up. It's not terribly bad though because #intervention is #ondemand.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I loved spending the night with @mrmoonboots. Let's make that happen again soon!
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
You're looking at the same moon tonight. I hope you agree it's absolutely fantastic!
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
even a televised #chiefs game isn't enough to make me want to turn on #preseasonfootball
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
11:41 PM is as good of time as any to find out you have been wearing the new tags on your clothes all day. #fashionfauxpas
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
This parasite is going to be the death of me. @almightygod the gags up, it's no longer funny... nor was it ever.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
my old charge is officially legit; he probably no longer appreciates the nickname jack macaroni. philadelphiaunion.com/player/jack-mc…