smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
you know you are #goodfriends with someone when they're off honeymooning in hawaii and you can break into their computer.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
i have more packed for this #weddingweekend than i did for a 5 week/3 climate vacation. breaking #packlight #travelpolicy for my friend.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I'm jealous of @kLUBzzz ability to escape negative #familydinnersto a vivacious social scene.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
reliving #childhoodmemories with #the'90sareallthat throwback on #nickelodeon. this time around, no screen time limitations!
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
After seeing #harrypotter I have an urgent desire to read the books again. It's not over.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
The next & last thing I want to hear about the #NFL: the @kcchiefswill happily kick off their season on #September11 at 1 PM #EST
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
It's one of those nights where I have 6 alarms set. I'd hate to miss/be late for my early date at the dog park with the g'ma next-door.
Braves Atlanta Braves
BRAVES WIN!!!! That is win #10,000 for the Braves...3rd team to reach that milestone.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I despise voicemail, unless they're from 5 year old Alice, in which case I'm too emotional to handle. The bottom line: voicemail is no good.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I submitted a substitute teaching application. I declare my undergrad degree in biology officially worthless.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I don't get into allstar things but I won't turn down #NLhomefieldadvantage
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
The temperature is breaking heat records in #NoVa while I'm breaking personal records with 2 movies in 1 day. #catfish > #horriblebosses
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
It's moments like these I realize how disgustingly reintegrated I've become. #poweroutage
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
I fulfilled my vitamin d requirements for the day, though all other nutrients might be lacking.
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
A quote from the man behind the #fireworks, "this is what our #foundingfathers want to see!" #happy4thofjuly
smhoehner Samantha Hoehner
Started celebrating #America this morning with the town #parade. Afternoon #baseball game. Ended with professional neighborhood #fireworks.